El Tour Del Nacho (A.K.A. Nacho Patrol) began formally in September 2008 by the fine women of the 144 and a few hungry friends. Our mission is simple: to eat our way through the nachos of Boston in hopes of finding that mythical 40/40 score. Since our inception, we’ve branched out from Boston to include reviews from across the globe. All scores are based on a rubric set down on the Official Rules page, governing our consumption of, our companions for, and our compassion toward a nacho plate.
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Hometown: Murderapolis, Minnesota
Likes: Cats, Lost, climbing mountains, Star Trek reruns
Fun fact: Knows exactly what happened on Deck 9, Section 12
Motto: “If they had a self-important tax, I’d be bankrupt.”
Hometown: Oregon (Washington’s Mexico)
Likes: Bicycles, bacon, nacho-related puns, nomming while talking.
Fun Fact: Singlehandedly introduced East Africa to guacamole.
Motto: “If you can’t learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.”
Hometown: Silly Valley, CA
Likes: E-mags, patent law, Family Guy, brown men, Cuervo Gold margarita, rocks, no salt.
Fun Fact: Has never, ever lost a game of “Never Have I Ever”.
Motto: “I’m here for the margs.”
Hometown: Oregon (California’s Canada)
Likes: Banana Republic, oatmeal, collecting business cards
Fun Fact: Has never, ever won a game of “Never Have I Ever.”
Trevor, the Nacho Patrol Godfather
Hometown: L-town, Minnesota
Likes: Fútbol, The Twinkies, Comic Books, Beer, Fred Rogers
Fun fact: Can make cheese
Motto: “I don’t get lost, I make adventures.”
Angela, Nacho Patrol’s Official Designated DriverHometown: Slumerville, MA Likes: dogs, traveling, Maine, wine (also, traveling to Maine with her dog and drinking wine) Fun Fact: She is a pilates guru Motto: “Mom raised me to be a woman of the millennium” – thanks Paula!
Hometown: Oregon (Idaho’s Portugal)
Likes: Traveling, eating dubious nachos while traveling, cooking, Airstream trailers, bragging about their offspring’s nacho blog
Motto: “Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.”