We try to care about sports. Really, we do. Normally, Smasharita keeps our heads in the game by dragging us out/inviting us over for major Boston sporting events. But now, Smash is gone, schlepping her passport through Arizona, and aside from Andi’s passion for the Twins (90% of which is based solely on Joe Mauer’s chiseled jawline) and Skyler’s perpetual hope that the Blazers will one day make it…somewhere (next year, boys!), there is little to get us invested in sports games, to really make our blood boil.
That is, other than Kobe Bryant.
Our hatred directed towards Kobe far exceeds the combined love of all our other sports interests. It drives us to root for anyone opposing him, even a fellow Laker who accidentally throws him an elbow. We don’t care that he’s handsome, fluent in several languages, the all-time highest scoring Laker of all time, and once made a cameo in a Destiny’s Child video. Despite the criminal case being dropped, we will always think of him as a rapist. And a bit of a D-Bag. So on June 17, 2010, we agreed to meet to meet our green-shirted friends out at Cambridge Common in the hopes of seeing Kobe crushed by defeat. Barring that, we at least wanted some decent nachos. Sadly, we got neither. We enjoyed the nachos when we were here over a year ago, but found them to be much downgraded.
- Appearance: (7) Nothing here has changed…unfortunately. We gave these an 8 last time but have since learned to expect better.
- Quality of Ingredients: (6) Gone were all the distinctive, homemade ingredients that made these nachos memorable. The chips, far from the substantial ones of yore, were clearly of the store bought white corn variety. The salsa tasted nothing of cilantro and everything of jar. No guacamole or sour cream were offered. The chicken was decent but nowhere near zesty. The jalapenos nearly burned our tongues off, which wasn’t so bad, as it distracted us from the pain of watching Kobe Bryant celebrate another NBA title.
- Distribution of Toppings: (5) These nachos ran into the same problems of their predecessor– dryness from the lack of chili, uneven cheese coating, and naked chips. However, without the extra toppings to help, the score is going down.
- Price: (7) Price stays the same, size and quality do not.
- Overall: 25/40. We were much disappointed with the caliber of these nachos. ‘Till the next NBA final, we don’t anticipate ordering them again.