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Sunset Cantina’s Dessert Nachos: Double Insulin, Straight Up

18 May

DSC03471One might say that placing two Sunset restaurants within a mile and a half of each other is a wee bit excessive; we, however like having options. Conveniently, Nacho Patrol World Headquarters is located exactly equidistant between the two; so when we are in the mood for an overwhelming beer list and some Allston bromance, we head to the Grill & Tap; and when we get a craving for the delish coconut-lime margaritas, the siren song of the Cantina draws us near. On such a recent night, we celebrated guest-patroller Tim’s graduation from BU with a unique nacho offering: the dessert nachos. Featuring caramelized apples, raisins and bananas over cinnamon-sugared chips, covered with chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, whipped cream and strawberries, and with a side of malted vanilla ice cream, we soon discovered that these were not for the faint of heart.

  • Appearance: (7) It’s hard to judge these nachos by the traditional standards. Color and gooeyness are two of our most promising markers, and these nachos were lacking both of these by design. Still, they looked pretty tasty, albeit slightly structurally unstable.
  • Quality of Ingredients: (7) The “tortilla chips”, in this case, were crispy deep-fried flour tortillas, coated in cinnamon sugar. The were easily the best part of these nachos, reminiscent of the elephant ears of our childhood. The malted vanilla ice cream was delicious, both by itself and when supplementing the chips. The caramelized fruit was alright, but the flavor of the bananas overwhelmed the whole mixture.
  • Distribution of Toppings: (6) There was a lot going on here. Normally, the more the better, but in this case it was quickly overwhelming. We found ourselves seeking out the naked chips, for once, as the banana-tinged fruit mixture put us into sugar overload. There wasn’t a ton of sauce, but the whipped cream on top provided a welcome source of moistness.
  • Price: (10) $7 put three of us in a diabetic coma, and we only ate half.
  • Overall: (30) Dessert nachos are an interesting concept, and we feel that these were fairly well executed. There is, however, a very important concept to keep in mind when creating them: while savory flavors add, sweet flavors multiply. Sweet ingredients can quickly pile on top of each other and become overwhelming, as was the case with these nachos. These would have been much better with a little Tim Gunn-style editing– lose the fruit, present a simpler plate of chips, a little chocolate sauce, and the ice cream for dipping.

Fenway Park: There is no joy in Nachoville–mighty Fenway has Struck Out

23 Apr

FenwayFor awhile now, Nacho Patrol has attempted to skirt around the issue of Fenway Park. Sure, we’ll hit up the local bars (think Uno’s, Beer Works, Lower Depths, and Cask & Flagon), but to delve deep into the heart of the Green Monster had until recently been financially and socially prohibited. With a nacho team cheaper than a a Rhode Island prostitute and just as athletic as those kids you threw balls at in middle school gym class, we shied away from embracing the high life (that not of the Miller variety) within the dodgy green walls of Fenway. Fortunately for you, though, one of our Nacho Patrolers happens to rabidly love the Minnesota Twins, and with the help of some loyal friends we finally are able to broach the subject of the Fenway Park Nacho. Like other concession stand nachos, these were overpriced and of low quality. But if you can stand to pay $7.25 for a glass of Coors, than you can step over to the Nacho stand (we went to the one by Gate C) and enjoy the Nachos Grande.

  • Appearance: ( 6 ) Thank the Good Lord Joe Mauer for concocting pre-melty plastic bag cheese sauce! A staple of concession stands and 7-11′s everywhere, this pale orange goo set the stage for the unexpected melee of colors and textures in this nacho bowl. It’s sheer viscosity created a veritable swimming pool of spicy goodness–so much so that by the end we couldn’t even find chips in the vast possibly-carcinogenic food-sea. They must put drugs in the rain water of Fenway to make us forget just how nasty the food looks and eat it with all the unmitigated joy of a kid at Christmas.
  • Distribution of toppings: (5) One can refer to “appearance” for a note on the cheesy sauce, but overall the distribution left something to be desired. As you may or may not know, one will not find a fork or spoon anywhere in the 36,000 seat stadium. What you will find is a nacho plate that starts off with naked chips galore and ends in a soupy mess that one must savagely devour with one’s fingers while praying that one does not end up on the stadium scoreboard. We suppose this is to be expected, though, when 3/5ths of the ingredients are semi-gelatinous at eatable temperature.
  • Quality of toppings: (3) while the rain certainly didn’t help out the already soggied Nacho’s Grande, our real problem lies in the form of a Costco-sized container of Sysco-brand Chili Con Carne that so inelegantly made our unhealthy snack just a bit worse. If you follow our little nacho project, you will know that Nacho Patrol greatly values fresh ingredients. Even Disney Land had some fresh chopped tomatoes on their concession nachos, but no such luck here. Extra salty tortilla chips, the aforementioned cheese, sour cream, jarred jalapeno, and canned chili gave us exactly what you’d expect from the concession stand–if a bit fancier.
  • Price: (4) $7.50. Are you kidding me? We were ready to call it highway robbery until we looked around and realized we were in a Major League Baseball stadium. Still, this could easily be a filling meal for one or a pleasant snack for 2-3.
  • Overall: 18/40

Dismal, yes, but not unexpected. For concession stand nachos, these were top of the line. We wish that was saying something.

Harry’s Bar and Grill: The Seabiscuit of Nachos

16 Feb

dsc03092February 5th, 2009: a day of epic nacho adventures, a day of nacho brilliance. Also, really really cold. Tag-teaming the pursuit for the perfect nacho, Nacho Patrol split up, one illustrious team tackling the world of post-Celtics-letdown nachos, while the other adventurers traipsed carefully over the ice fields of Brighton/Brookline to Harry’s Bar and Grill, a loud little sports bar located conveniently off the Warren St. T-stop. And though Skyler and Andi didn’t get to wear their favorite shoes (after seeing the thermometer, “feels like -2 degrees,” their choice of accoutrement quickly evolved from hot dresses and high heels to long underwear, jeans, and hiking boots), the two have a feeling that they made a wise choice in nacho locale.

  • Appearance: ( 7.5 ) No, these nachos weren’t exactly lookers. We’ve seen this layout before–a generous hump of chips coated in a helmet of melted cheddar. Sour cream and salsa were in little cups on either side. The one flaw: the cheese was a little burnt, resulting in a somewhat unappetizing first bite and thus our first note-worthy observation of the evening: starting off slow, these nachos do finish strong, thus earning the illustrious title, the Sea-Biscuit Award for Excellence in Race-Like Photo Finishes. Just a few less seconds in the oven, and these nachos might have got a 10 for appearance.
  • Quality of ingredients: (9) Yum Yum Yum! Nacho Patrol is impressed! “There are kidney beans!” exclaimed Skyler. “These are really good black olives!” Skyler yelled in jubilation. (For the record, I was yelling over loud music. But the olives really were startlingly delicious. –Skyler). Good, light tri-colored chips, unexpectedly delicious homemade salsa, wonderful guacamole and really good chili.  Even the jalapenos were good, and we don’t even like jalapenos!  Nothing was very salty, but there was so much flavor in everything that we didn’t even mind.
  • Distribution of ingredients: (9) Only one layer of cheese often sends us running for the hills, but these nachos had enough going on under the surface to make everything alright.  Instead of being on top, the chili was poured in the middle, eliminating any naked chips.  Indeed, it was difficult to find chips with which to sample the salsa.  Somehow, this unorthodox distribution worked, and deliciously so.
  • Price: (10) Something like $7.50 for an excellent plate of nachos is something we can absolutely get behind.  Two of us managed to finish it with only minor difficulty
  • Overall: 35.5.  On paper, these nachos are all wrong.  We expected little from them but were blown away when they won over our hearts and stomachs.  As we kept eating, they kept getting better: passing Beantown Pub, then Sol Azteca, then, when no one thought it possible, even Sunset Cantina itself.  It was a stunning come-from-behind victory, too good to be true, and although they did not make it to the absolute top of the nacho standings, they will forever be remembered as a stellar competitor.

Nacho Patrol aims to approach every review with an open and unbiased mind. However, it is a rare and magnificent day when we are truly surprised. You know it must be good when we must re-jigger our rating system to include decimals.

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