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Sunset Cantina’s Dessert Nachos: Double Insulin, Straight Up

18 May

DSC03471One might say that placing two Sunset restaurants within a mile and a half of each other is a wee bit excessive; we, however like having options. Conveniently, Nacho Patrol World Headquarters is located exactly equidistant between the two; so when we are in the mood for an overwhelming beer list and some Allston bromance, we head to the Grill & Tap; and when we get a craving for the delish coconut-lime margaritas, the siren song of the Cantina draws us near. On such a recent night, we celebrated guest-patroller Tim’s graduation from BU with a unique nacho offering: the dessert nachos. Featuring caramelized apples, raisins and bananas over cinnamon-sugared chips, covered with chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, whipped cream and strawberries, and with a side of malted vanilla ice cream, we soon discovered that these were not for the faint of heart.

  • Appearance: (7) It’s hard to judge these nachos by the traditional standards. Color and gooeyness are two of our most promising markers, and these nachos were lacking both of these by design. Still, they looked pretty tasty, albeit slightly structurally unstable.
  • Quality of Ingredients: (7) The “tortilla chips”, in this case, were crispy deep-fried flour tortillas, coated in cinnamon sugar. The were easily the best part of these nachos, reminiscent of the elephant ears of our childhood. The malted vanilla ice cream was delicious, both by itself and when supplementing the chips. The caramelized fruit was alright, but the flavor of the bananas overwhelmed the whole mixture.
  • Distribution of Toppings: (6) There was a lot going on here. Normally, the more the better, but in this case it was quickly overwhelming. We found ourselves seeking out the naked chips, for once, as the banana-tinged fruit mixture put us into sugar overload. There wasn’t a ton of sauce, but the whipped cream on top provided a welcome source of moistness.
  • Price: (10) $7 put three of us in a diabetic coma, and we only ate half.
  • Overall: (30) Dessert nachos are an interesting concept, and we feel that these were fairly well executed. There is, however, a very important concept to keep in mind when creating them: while savory flavors add, sweet flavors multiply. Sweet ingredients can quickly pile on top of each other and become overwhelming, as was the case with these nachos. These would have been much better with a little Tim Gunn-style editing– lose the fruit, present a simpler plate of chips, a little chocolate sauce, and the ice cream for dipping.

The Draft: Journey to the Center of the Nachos

7 Apr

dsc03278Like proverbial hunter-gatherers, Nacho Patrol is in the business of foraging. We started out with the easy ones, but as necessity requires, we roam further and further from our World Headquarters in search of fresh resources. As part of our effort to review all of the nachos on Harvard Street/Avenue, we took another step northwards towards the end of our journey (also known as the Sports Depot) and ended up at The Draft.

The Draft is not for the faint of heart. You need a healthy tolerance for bros and townies, strong quad muscles (for hovering over the questionable toilet seats, ladies!), and an affinity for beer, because even if you are sticking to hard liquor, the pervasive smell of stale brews is enough to give a slight buzz. We appreciated that The Draft takes the concept of “top shelf” literally; the Grey Goose and JW Black Label were perched on a dusty shelf near the rafters, as if to keep mischievous patrons from helping themselves. Yet, in a nod to Allston, they were flanked by Red Bull and PBR tallboys. Ah, classy…

At any rate, on to the nachos!

  • Appearance: (7) A lot of brightly colored chips, with chili, cheese and jalapenos over the top. The peppers looked a little peaked, giving the whole plate a slightly sad appearance. We could see some clearly unmelted cheese, which was a bad omen.
  • Quality of Ingredients: (6) Neither good or bad enough to be memorable. Decent chili.
  • Distribution of Toppings: (5) The nachos were listed on the menu with no mention of chili (just chips, cheese, salsa, peppers, etc.) When we inquired about chili, our bartender seemed a little surprised, but said he could do it. We shudder to think of what these would have been like without, because even with the extra topping, there were a number of naked chips. Since all the chili was dumped on top, once we had taken off the top layer there was little topping to be had. We barely even remember seeing or tasting cheese, which was a disappointment. We also had to ask for sour cream, and guacamole was not available.
  • Price: (7) We would have pitched a fit if they charged us extra for the chili, but they didn’t. For $8, they were pretty good
  • Overall: 25. Really, don’t go here. Walk the extra block for some much better nachos at Sunset Cantina

The further north we venture, the bleaker the terrain. However, we shall continue on towards our manifest destiny, in hopes of a brighter future

Shout-Out: Crossroads Irish Pub and Restaurant

24 Mar
The fact the the sour cream and guac all over your face came from square plates makes you look a little more mature.

On the Boston side of the Mass Ave bridge sits an innocuous bar that gets a little rowdy on the weekends. This crowd-o-phobic patroller ventured through it’s salon-style entrance one Monday night to sneak a peek at their nachos. And by “peek,” I mean inhalation. Of course, that magic phrase “buffalo chicken” tosses this patrol into the “Specialty” section, but it’s location and the delightful service earn it this call to my fellow patrollers (who are more self-controlled than I in the face of buffalo chicken) to give Roads’ regular nachos a full and fitting review.

Presentation: Square plates. Yes. Just yes. The condiments even had their own appointed mini-plates, making for a presentation akin to those weird geometric-focus abstract paintings you see for no apparent reason in New York City galleries. Here in Boston, squares are for nomming and canvases are for representing things so that they can be interpreted. (You’ll have to forgive me; baseball season is kicking up soon. Not that I loathe and despise the Yankees or anything.) (8)

Quality of Toppings: Symphonious! Perfect crunch to every chip, well-baked cheese, and fresh guac. The chicken is the only part that’s dinging the score–while it was fried and flavorful, it was a bit dry. (7)

Distribution of Toppings: Crossroads is not messing around with their ‘chos. The toppings were not only well distributed throughout the chips, but the dish even managed to avoid that dreaded over-topping-ing that leaves the chips soggy. Also, there was no skimping on the side-dips. We ran out of salsa, but had licked the plate clean before we came up for air long enough to ask for more. (9)

Price: $8, and only an extra $0.50 for the delicious guacamole. That’s definitely on the cheaper end of the Boston zip code. (7)

Overall: A very sturdy 31. And if I could give bonus points for great staff, friendly patrons, and bro-voking draft list, I certainly would. :-) Thanks, ‘Roads!

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